Spurs footballer Peter Crouch named funniest man in British sport

The England striker tops a poll for the best one liners and comedy moments, commissioned for Sky1's new panel show A League of their Own. When asked: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?" the Spurs star answered: "A virgin!" His position as the wittiest man in sport is backed up his famous "robot dance" to celebrate his goal for England against Hungary.